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Rick's Rules for the Road

This portion of Cruisin is where Rick claims he knows more about driving than anyone else on the planet! AND because of this he has taken some time to help those who might feel less capable drivers by listing some of the rules he follows while driving.
The intent is to force discussion of how we should drive and to provide a little bit of humor towards our normal hectic rush hour foibles.

Construction Hazards

It seems that everyone is concerned about the safety of all those wonderful people that tear up our roads. I suppose at some time they actually repair what they have destroyed, but, since this occurs so seldom I won't discuss the possibility at this time.
What I will discuss here is the concept of why people don't slow down for construction. Contrary to the incorrect opinions of Cops and every other government official the problem has absolutely NOTHING to do with drivers. The problem is the fault of the construction workers themselves! Before you say "You're Wrong!" you should consider why drivers ignore construction signs. These stupid signs appear everywhere, at all times of day and night. Since they are always there and more than two-thirds of the day (AT MOST) there is NO construction work occurring then 66% of the time the signs are proclaiming a lie.
Has anyone ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? Well, the construction workers, thru never removing their signs, cry wolf to drivers all of the time. Why should anyone be amazed that people ignore construction signs. The solution to this entire problem is to fine the workers - not their companies - for failure to remove the signs when there is no construction occurring. AND I mean FINE! None of this wimpy $10 crap - how about ten hours checking to make sure others take down the signs!

Speeding

What is the REAL purpose for writing speeding tickets? If it is to raise money then fining people who speed is the correct action. However, if the purpose is to SLOW down the driver then it is wrong. The correct punishment for speeding should be to make the speeder wait around for far longer than they could ever make up.

First Offense - one hour
Second Offense - two hours
Third Offense - impound car for 24 hours

I have some ideas about how to enforce this and maybe the police could pull over a whole line of speeders instead of selectively screwing just one person.

 

 

 

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